Paul Warner - First Crew Hire

Paul is never more unintentionally funny than when he is being professional on purpose.

Portrait pending. Someone is still locating the right tape box.

About Paul Warner

Paul Warner is loyal, earnest, and most accidentally funny when he is trying hardest not to be. He approaches tiny production problems with the posture of a man about to address the nation.

He treats standards like commandments because Dan once said them in a serious tone and that was enough. If a promo line needs rehearsal, Paul will rehearse it until the line, the pointing, and his breathing all believe in the company.

Mike steadies him, Skye trims him, Gary alarms him, and Dan's approval remains oxygen. None of this is ideal for his blood pressure, but it does make him dependable.

In another world he might be a regional operations manager with a laminated clipboard. In this world he is part of the engine that makes Flying Eagle feel both competent and slightly overcommitted.

Favorite camera: Whichever one Dan said was reliable
Favorite effect: A wipe, if the moment has truly earned it
Fun fact: Can make local promo pointing look like federal policy.